Analysis

So....does it surprise anyone to know that I'm an extremely violent, lustful heretic?

Hi ho Hi ho, it's off to Hell I go.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell! Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

My Sign?

STOP Straight, and to the point. You say what you mean,
even if you come off as bitchy. When people
don't listen to you, bad things tend to happen.

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i'm falling in love with You

"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment...would you capture it or just let it slip? You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime." -Eminem- i'm falling in love with You. I've been trying to find a woman that would say those words to me, and mean it.....one who I could say it to, and mean it, for years. Something has always gotten in the way, been missing, or was wrong, or just not quite right. One thought, after 2 years, that things were too serious. Another decided that since I wasn't having screaming orgasms at her 1st touch, I must be defective. Another just had too many other things in her life, to fit me in too, another just wasn't straight with me about what I was to her....plenty of others couldn't cope with my being married, and/or having a slave, lots wanted 3somes or some sort of infidelity....neither of which I will be a party to....and entirely too many just wanted a no-strings romp in the sack, a booty-call for when they had nothing better to do....and my heart & soul has already been scarred enough by those. i'm falling in love with You. I always knew, in the back of my head, that I was asking for too much. I am poly, and I need to be with someone who is poly. I am married, and I need to be with someone who can cope with *not* being #1 in my life. I'm into BDSM, and I need to be with someone who can at least accept that, if not be in it with me. I wanted someone intelligent, good & interesting personality, good looks would be a bonus, but not a serious issue with me, trustworthy, honest, stable, and a open & capable communicator....that's the short list of what I was looking for in a woman. A longer more eloquent (ha) list - What do I want? I want a WOMAN (that means no men, period, end of statement). I want a woman who can be my friend & my lover; a woman who can be my lover and my masochistic bottom/submissive play-partner. I want a woman who's not afraid to show me that she *is* my equal, a strong, intelligent & capable woman, but not so independent that she can't ask for help when she needs it, or can't let go of it all when she wants to. I want a woman who wants to share the bad times with me, as well as the good...mutual shoulders to cry on, mutual hearts to fill with laughter & joy. I want a woman who I can communicate with, who I can trust, respect, and who I know will be honest with me. I want a woman who likes to laugh, and knows how to love, herself, others, and life in general. I want a woman who can be realistic enough to know that relationships aren't always easy, and fanciful enough to believe that sometimes life can be happily ever after. I want a woman who believes that there's more to life, and relationships than a 4-letter acronym....someone who isn't always living in the dungeon. i'm falling in love with You. When you see a dog chasing a car....don't you always wonder what the dog would do if it ever caught the car? Well, I'm that dog, and I've got a Mercedes in my teeth.