Saturday, December 13, 2008

apparently I'm Blue

Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test...

Blue (450 nm)

Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.

But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.

You scored 40% giving and 62% receiving on oral.

You scored 33% giving and 20% receiving on anal.

You scored 69% giving and 64% receiving on bondage.

You scored 37% giving and 19% receiving on humiliation.

You scored 89% giving and 30% receiving on pain.

You scored 76% dominance and 33% submission.

You scored 46% voyeurism and 45% exhibitionism.

Besides that, you're 31% into fetishism and 76% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.

Finally, you scored 28% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!

Take The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test at HelloQuizzy

Monday, December 8, 2008

Not Really a Voyeur But...

Your result for The Which Lolcat Are You? Test...

Ceiling Cat

49% Affectionate, 32% Excitable, 42% Hungry

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Take The Which Lolcat Are You? Test at HelloQuizzy

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Dickens Was

So much fun that I've decided to go again. I have to drop Rik off at Oakland Airport next Sunday (the 14th), but I should be able to get to the fair by 1. I know of at least 4 people going...anyone want company? :)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Some Resolutions I Could Manage

In 2008, valiaderekin resolves to...
Take evening classes in women.
Volunteer to spend time with breasts.
Go to the unicorns every month.
Connect with my inner sadism.
Start a wccw fund.
Cut down to ten vampires a day.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Insert Pitch Pipe Here

On the twelfth day of Christmas, valiaderekin sent to me...
Twelve singletails drumming
Eleven breasts piping
Ten canes a-leaping
Nine bagpipes flirting
Eight unicorns a-shopping
Seven books a-tickling
Six friends a-kissing
Five alte-e-e-ernative lifestyles
Four transgender studies
Three gay studies
Two horror novels
...and a witchcraft in a polyamory.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Monday, December 1, 2008

SQUEEEEE!

After 8 months of searching... I have a new job. I start 12/15/08. It's a whopping 6 miles from my house. Payroll for a staff of 300. Making slightly more than I do now. It's for a 2 food companies rolled into 1. Discovery Foods in the banner they are under, but they are more well known as http://www.ling-ling.com/ The other company is http://www.vipfoods.com/