Who knows me?

I'll post the correct answers in a day or 2. :) 1. My REAL first name: 2. Where did we meet? 3. Take a stab at my middle name: 4. How long have you known me? 5. When is the last time we saw each other? 6. What kind of car do I drive? 7. How many piercings and tattoos do I have - can you name them all? 8. When you first saw me what was your impression? 9. When's my Birthday? 10. Color hair? 11. Color eyes? 12. Do I have any siblings - if so, name them and their gender(s)? 13. Have you ever had a crush on me? 14. Have you ever been jealous of me? 15. Name my favorite childhood pet and what it was? 16. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you? 17. What's my favorite type of music? 18. What is the best feature about me? (Don't answer if you don't want to.) 19. Am I shy or outgoing? 20. Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic? 21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules? 22. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend? 23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else? 24. Have you ever seen me cry? 25. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be? 26. Do you know my childhood nickname? 27. Who is my favorite author?