How to Make Women Happy

The Point System (Advice According to Women) In Relationships one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she like and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Simple Duties: You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You leave the toilet seat up (-5) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty(0) When the toilet paper roll is barren you resort to Kleenex (-1) When the Kleenex runs out, you use the next bathroom (-2) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5) In the snow (+8) But return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5) You pummel it was a six iron (+10) It's her pet (-10) Social Engagements at a Party: You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2) Named Tiffany (-4) Who is a dancer (-6) With implants (-8) Her Birthday: You take her out to dinner (0) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) And it's all-you-can-eat-night (-3) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat-night, and your face is painted in all the colors of your favorite sports team (-10) A Night Out With the Boys: Go with a pal (-5) The pal is happily married (-4) Or frighteningly single (-7) and he drive a sports car (-10)