Hm, how does one respond?

A bisexual 20-year old woman in the LA area left me a note on collarme.com - you are so pretty I am willing to do anything for you Wow, I'm so used to getting this from guys (altho some girls, who always seem to be at least a continent away try to tell me what a great idea it is for them to relocate to MEET me). I'm not sure what to say when it's a girl.... The standard guy reply is to say something along the lines of 'as it clearly states in my profile, I'm not interested in guys' And my standard reply to the U-Haul girls is to firmly state that I would never expect someone to move just for me....what happens if we totally hate each other?