Are you serious?

Maybe I'm just old. Or too strait laced. Or closed minded. Or....sane. I had been talking to H S, a woman from from CollarMe for a few days. And by talking I mean IMing, a little bit over the last few days. I'd say the sum total time would be....2 hours. Most of it inconsequential, insubstantial. Most of it her trying to represent herself as a much more significant person to me than she is, and me being blunt, honest, and well.... SANE. Holy fuck! I am not going to announce to the world that you are my collared slave. I am not going to be pleased at you calling yourself "my woman." And I sure as hell am NOT going to ask/tell you to move from New York to California and be my TPE slave. Really....do people honestly do that...move thousands (hell even hundreds) of miles away from their established life to be with a total stranger who they may or may not have a successful relationship with? Really???