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Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (SIDE NOTE - I picked the most amusing definition, not the 1st) 1.Your name: Heather - Another of a popular name in the U.S. such as Ashley, Jessica or Amanda. Personality of a Heather: outgoing, happy, loud, fun, down to earth But: can be bitchy, rude, ignorant, and sometimes has the urge to please themselves with household items because they are sexually active. "Don't be such a Heather" (bad heather) "Heather is such a peaceful name" (Positive) 2. Your age: 38 - A gun ,muh-fucka. "Walking my dogs that shit on ya lawn, I fertilize a whole farm when it thunderstorms, I carry weight, .38's in the waist, Battling me is like .38's in Kuwait." -Redman(KING) 3. A friend: Bruce - He lives in your pants. He's very popular with ladies. He's two feet long. When he gets up you have to whack him off until he throws up. Bruce I know she's hot but not now wait until later. 4. What should you be doing? : Sleeping - To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. Those were sleeping noises grandma. 5. Favorite color: Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! 6. Hometown: Lansing - The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan. Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned. 7.Month of your birthday: July - Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar. You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer! 8.Last person you talked to: Rik - (v) to get as close as possible to physically raping someone in plain clothing, preferably jokingly, and with little repercussions. Dude, i totally Rik'd that chick. Yeah, man, i saw, you were all over her and she was like "agh!" 10. Your nickname: Heat - Heat has several meanings as a word and one as an abbreviation. Heat as a slang term is commonly used to describe a weapon of some kind, usually a pistol. "You packing heat?" Heat as in heat generated by an exothermic reaction is an increase in energy of particles causing them to move/vibrate more rapidly, in some materials this can cause electricity to flow more easily, for materials to melt then evaporate. When an animal "goes into heat" they are at their most sexually active and reproductive time of the year, this would usually occur during the "mating season" of the particular animal. As a military abbreviation, HEAT means High Explosive Anti Tank. This is a rocket or other explosive missile/shell designed to penetrate through a tracked vehicles armour before detonating it's explosive charge to disable/destroy the target. (For those of you wondering, there is such a thing as "low explosive") "Hostile armour spotted, load up a HEAT round, let's take it out."