Sometimes it's cigar, sometimes it's a nice purple dick. :)

Freudian Inventory Results

Genital (53%) you appear to be stuck between destructive and constructive outlooks. Latency (53%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality. Phallic (66%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity. Anal (46%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity. Oral (56%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence.

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The "you appear to have issue with controlling your sexual desire" part cracks me up. I mean, if I wasn't controlling it.....I'd be in bed with a lot more women.....at least....I think I would....if I knew of willing women that I wanted to be with. :)