Things I've done that you might not have

1. Had a lesbian dominatrix be the official at my wedding. 2. Been kissed by 1 professional wrestler & propositioned by another (both events over 5 years apart). 3. Had sex with 21 different people in a 9 month span (almost 1/2 my life ago). 4. Been the official at a close friend's wedding. 5. Given a brand to a relative stranger. 6. Performed in 1 capacity or another for a Rocky Horror Cast for 7 years. 7. Heard several ghosts speak, in a graveyard. 8. Had sex on the front lawn of a church, near midnight. 9. Manage to go for years, with people I see several times a month, not knowing what my real name is.