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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I rescued vickigh from being sacrificed (-200 points). In November, I sacrificed rivetheretic to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In June, I exposed jkuroda to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-450 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
ValiaDerekin

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