Real Doll? Living Dead Doll? Just what kind of dolly are we talking about?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I pulled 's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I punched in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I pushed in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (287 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, ValiaDerekin

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